"Hope is a waking dream."
me with my American friend part 2

lucuha:

me: hey American friend i bought this football for you

American friend: *stops playing the banjo and cleaning their guns and drinking their soda* Oh y’all know me too well I love them good ol’ sports hell yeah 

97chainz:

It scares me when you stay up really late like 3am and you hear a car go down the road like where are you going

lexicution3r:

lexicution3r:

my mom is scREAMING downstairs right now about how there’s no chocolate.

“How can we NOT HAVE CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE?”

“How is there NO CHOCOLATE???”

“DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE HAVE A WHALE HANGING FROM THE CEILING BUT THERE’S NO CHOCOLATE?”

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"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good."

legalwifi:

talking with your crush like

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imessageworld:

omg

shouldnt:

We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.