nosdrinker:

*steps out onto balcony* where are my fans at

The difference between me and you when it comes to not getting my stars on Kim Kardashian Hollywood
"At some point, you have to realize that some people can stay in your heart but not in your life."
(via msndobrev)
mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:

take-me-tom-hiddleston:

ship-it-all-the-way:

jadedfalling:

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

gravemakers-and-gunslingers:


BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

we need this

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.
And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

I would send messages in morse code

magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta

starrynight3:

you know those people who aren’t obsessed with bands or music or books or movies or tv shows or anything

how

  • *Me going to a modeling job Simon booked for me when I see Willow Pope*
  • Willow: What are YOU doing here? It's like your staking me!!
  • Me:
  • Willow:
  • Me: I came out to have a good time, and honestly I'm feeling so attacked right now
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katsallday:

selonian:

parahsalmer:

sociallyawkwardriot:

ehretha:

EVERY Target shopper NEEDS to know this:
If the price ends in 8, it will be marked down again.
If it ends in a 4, it’s the lowest it will be.
Target’s mark down schedule:
MONDAY: Kids’ Clothing, Stationery (office supplies, gift wrap), Electronics.
TUESDAY: Women’s Clothing and Domestics.
WEDNESDAY: Men’s Clothing, Toys, Health and Beauty.
THURSDAY: Lingerie, Shoes, Housewares.
FRIDAY: cosmetics
"To be, …OR NAH?"
William Shakespeare (via ora-le)
taylorjohnson98:

e—r—e—s—i—a:

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within-the-darkness-of-the-night:

Sad b&w blog

charlienight:

pickup line: hey girl do you want to make a fragile human connection in the vast and unfeeling infinity of a chaotic universe

"You do not deserve the poems I wrote for you."
Ten Word Story (via because-she-loves-words)